Despite being a triumph for experiment, theory and engineering, not to mention large-scale multi-national collaboration, the arrival of the Higgs boson was widely anticipated. According to my rather unscientific straw polls at the time, around half of the physicists involved expected to find the Higgs (I confess I was not among them). This time, it’s different; there is no consensus view on what LHC Run 2 will reveal, but rather a wide range of ideas, many of which are far stranger even than the Higgs mechanism. One thing we do know for sure is that our so-called Standard Model of particle physics is not a complete description of the Universe. There are more problems remaining in fundamental physics than there is room to include here, but perhaps the most glaring is our complete failure to understand about 95% of the content of the Universe. For several good reasons, astronomers and cosmologists are sure that there's around five times more ‘dark matter’ out there than there is ordinary matter of types that can be explained by the particles of the Standard Model, not to mention the even larger and more mysterious ‘dark energy’ component. Producing new heavy dark matter particles in the LHC would be an astonishing linking together of problems and solutions in diverse areas of fundamental science. This topic was nicely tackled in a recent BBC Horizon programme, Dancing in the Dark – The End of Physics? narrated by comedian David Mitchell. In that programme, ‘Dave the atom smasher from Birmingham’ (aka ATLAS spokesperson, Professor Dave Charlton) explained the possibility of discovering dark matter by not seeing it – ie, by inferring its presence in the debris of LHC collisions from an imbalance among the outgoing particles, implying that something has slipped away unseen.