The ancient worlds of Greece and Rome are sometimes commandeered by fringe groups who appeal to the supposed authority of our favourite Dead White European Males to promote repressive agendas. Many of us classicists feel some kind of obligation to restore the balance, and some of our students at Birmingham are writing hard-hitting dissertations that take apart the extremists’ claims. One really good hub for activity of this kind is Eidolon, an online journal founded by classicist Donna Zuckerberg (yes, his sister) and packed with editorials, articles, and seriously funny in-jokes such as the ancient-authors dating page, Pindr, because being a classicist ought to be fun.